(Source: alecziscute, via trohianbellisario)

marauder-ess:

ulfric-stormfront:

keep-calm-get-skinny:

funemployedfitness:

thehalfassvegetarian:

thglw:

movement-for-life:

This is why I only wear Nike.

REEBOK YOU SUCK!

How about don’t cheat, EVER, on ANYTHING, cause cheating get’s you no where.

Are you kidding me?

Fail.

really, this is a good thing.

now girls know never to date a guy who wears Reebok brand clothing.

Now women can add Reebok clothing to the list of Warning Signs My Man Is Cheating On Me.

Lessons I’ve learned from Tumblr:

1) Give away all of your Abercrombie clothing to second hand shops because Abercrombie management is dicks and that’ll piss them off. 

2) Don’t wear Reebok. Don’t date guys who wear Reebok. Hate Reebok. Because Reebok advertising managers are dicks.

(via xsnsx)

thefandomthatblogged:

gallifrey-feels:

thelilnan:

By the way, this is a silkie chicken.

oH MY GODS HE ATE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN

FLUFFY CHICKEN GIRL I’M SORRY

#prayforfluffychickengirl

(via little-alternative-girl)

0m4m:

zeaisfamous:

pitchblackloner:

c4mer0n:

0m4m:

suckmypoppunk:

justinhiills:

i’m actually laughing so hard bc all the girls are about to cry and there’s this one guy in the middle that is just so done with all of them oh my god

there is one girl trying to deep throat her phone

there is also a displeased woman in the bottom left corner

And a hairy armpit above the displeased woman

iM LAUGHIN SO HARD

are we going to ignore the guy on the far rights impressive cleavage?

LOL^

U

(via xsnsx)

ogyawn:

fuck wat da operator said

(Source: toughener, via xsnsx)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk)

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

(via animeteenager)

serpenscape:

Hey, you.

Yeah, you, the person who looks incredibly bored. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you.

You have really nice eyes.

I like your smile, too, because it means you’re happy, and I like it when you’re happy.

Now keep on scrolling because this is really embarrassing for me, okay?

(via sunnyserpentspring)

justsavesomeone:

tidalwavesstudio::

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

I lost it at “in Australia”

the third one. oh my god.

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via xsnsx)

(Source: biteyourtongueturnsintoblood, via lardypoison)

mistressfeferi:

im in history class and apparently ancient egyptians hired people just to come and cry at your funeral. just so that the family felt important.

thats the type of funeral for me.

(Source: leijions, via myhead-itskillingme)

isntthatwizard:

But it was, it was a better life. I don’t mean all the traveling and seeing aliens and spaceships and things. That don’t matter. The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life.

(via myhead-itskillingme)

iconastop:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

iconastop:

when u wear a snapback

NO

IM SORRY

(via xsnsx)

rnemes:

in 8th grade i said “why cant we all be treated equally” and this kid shouted “shut up you damn communist”

(via xanyi)

(Source: nipplethief, via gr0hl)