Shining Glory
rubyetc:

sketches for a thing

rubyetc:

sketches for a thing

p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

castiel-knight-of-hell:

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

can that be abbreviated FBI?

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enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

novocainelipstick:

gameraboy:

"I seek the crocodile"  Peter Pan (1924)

perlockholmes:

anicegingerfangirl:

reginaphalangeez:

rejennerate:

deepastrology:

The 12 signs and the human body parts which they rule

O GOOD
I RULE THE FUCKIN FEET
DONT WORRY GUYS
I GOT THE FEET UNDER CONTROL

Sex organs. Nice.

Sex organs here too. Pretty good for a woman who hasn’t had sex in more than two fucking years. I guess I also need feet and my head to go meet people or something.

Of course, it had to be the sex organs

perlockholmes:

anicegingerfangirl:

reginaphalangeez:

rejennerate:

deepastrology:

The 12 signs and the human body parts which they rule

O GOOD

I RULE THE FUCKIN FEET

DONT WORRY GUYS

I GOT THE FEET UNDER CONTROL

Sex organs. Nice.

Sex organs here too. Pretty good for a woman who hasn’t had sex in more than two fucking years. I guess I also need feet and my head to go meet people or something.

Of course, it had to be the sex organs

varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby


OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby

Eric forgot what puppies are...

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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suburbanbaby:

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

Ireland is my fave.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.