sketches for a thing
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
the only sport you’ll see me playing
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
can that be abbreviated FBI?
I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
The 12 signs and the human body parts which they rule
I RULE THE FUCKIN FEET
DONT WORRY GUYS
I GOT THE FEET UNDER CONTROL
Sex organs. Nice.
Sex organs here too. Pretty good for a woman who hasn’t had sex in more than two fucking years. I guess I also need feet and my head to go meet people or something.
Of course, it had to be the sex organs
EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.
OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.